I Hate Nashville Jones
LYRICS:
HERE’S A STORY ABOUT A GUITAR PICKING MAN
BY THE NAME OF NASHVILLE JONES
WHO STOLE MY GIRL AND GOT ME A BROKEN ARM
1ST VERSE:
I TOOK MY GIRL TO A LOCAL HOP DOWN IN NASHVILLE TENNESSE
BE HOME ON TIME HER DADDY SAID OR I’LL BREAK YOUR ARM IN THREE
NOW SUSIE’S DAD IS A GREAT BIG BRUTE AS BIG AS A MOUNTAIN BEAR
SO I WOULDENT BE LATE I TOLD MYSELF MY GOD I WOULDENT DARE
CHORUS:
I HATE NASHVILLE JONES AND IF I CATCH HIM I’LL BREAK HIS BONES
HE KNOWS THAT I WILL
I HATE NASHVILLE JONES AND IF I CATCH HIM I’LL BREAK HIS BONES
HE KNOWS I WILL
2ND VERSE:
WE WERE IN THE MOOD BUT THE GROUP WAS POOR
AND WE WERE THINKING OF GOING HOME
WHEN OUT OF THE CROWD STEPPED A GUITAR MAN
BY THE NAME OF NASHVILLE JONES
HE BEGAN TO PLAY LIKE A MAN POSSESED
THE KIDS THEY WERE GOING MAD
TIME WENT SO FAST I PLUMB FORGOT
THAT THREAT BY SUSIE’S DAD
CHORUS:
I HATE NASHVILLE JONES——————-
3RD VERSE:
WHEN WE GOT BACK TO SUSIE’S HOUSE
HER DADDY WAS WAITING THERE
HE BROKE MY ARM LIKE HE SAID HE WOULD
AND PULLED OUT HALF MY HAIR
NOW SINCE THAT DAY I’VE BEEN I’LL IN BED
BUT SUSIE HASN’T PHONED
THE LAST I HEARD SHE WAS GOING WITH A GUY
BY THE NAME OF NASHVILLE JONES
CHORUS:
I HATE NASHVILLE JONES—————————-
SONG WRITTEN BY: ROBERT H SCOTT
LEAD SINGER: ROBERT H SCOTT (AIRBORNE)
ARRANGEMENT BY: SESSION
COPYRIGHT BELONGS TO: ROBERT H SCOTT
